Negative $5 Beach Towel

Bring a little beachside satire to your next sunny escape with this oversized five-dollar bill beach towel. Its vintage-inspired design features Abraham Lincoln, bold “United States of Debt” lettering, and a playful “minus five dollars” message—an eye-catching conversation starter for pool days, beach lounging, and vacations with a sense of humor. The printed polyester front showcases the artwork in crisp detail, while the soft white cotton loop backing feels comfortable against the skin and absorbs moisture after a swim. Hemmed edges help it hold up to repeated use, whether it’s spread across the sand, draped over a lounge chair, or packed for a tropical getaway. Available in 30" × 60" and 36" × 72" sizes.

Product features
- Durable, quick-drying polyester print side
- Soft, moisture-absorbent cotton loop backing
- One-sided vintage five-dollar bill design
- Hemmed edges for lasting durability
- Available in 30" × 60" and 36" × 72" sizes

Note: Background is whiter than depicted in mockup

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.