{"product_id":"negative-5-beach-towel","title":"Negative $5 Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little beachside satire to your next sunny escape with this oversized five-dollar bill beach towel. Its vintage-inspired design features Abraham Lincoln, bold “United States of Debt” lettering, and a playful “minus five dollars” message—an eye-catching conversation starter for pool days, beach lounging, and vacations with a sense of humor. The printed polyester front showcases the artwork in crisp detail, while the soft white cotton loop backing feels comfortable against the skin and absorbs moisture after a swim. Hemmed edges help it hold up to repeated use, whether it’s spread across the sand, draped over a lounge chair, or packed for a tropical getaway. Available in 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\" sizes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, quick-drying polyester print side\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, moisture-absorbent cotton loop backing\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided vintage five-dollar bill design\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\" sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: Background is whiter than depicted in mockup\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":53566856757559,"sku":"12985062130723857018","price":26.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 72\"","offer_id":53566856790327,"sku":"12652590966740644464","price":33.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/8406\/9175\/files\/870913937415362678_2048.jpg?v=1794192392","url":"https:\/\/badwithmoney.com\/products\/negative-5-beach-towel","provider":"Bad With Money","version":"1.0","type":"link"}